hohoholdthefuckupson:

silenthill:

*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*

see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it

See, I never jacked it, only put in in the middle of my hand. It can turn me gay but I’m not giving it the power to. A metaphor.

slow-riot:

Nintendo sure is making some weird choices for Smash Bros this time around

slow-riot:

Nintendo sure is making some weird choices for Smash Bros this time around

I BOUGHT A TICKET FOR SLEIGH BELLS TOMORROW AND IM SICK!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HAVE TO MISS SLEIGH BELLS IM GOING TO CRY

particlefucker:

dont let tumblr make you believe that

-eating car hubcaps is cool

-being an inanimate object is acceptable

-post-avant jazzcore is better than progressive dreamfunk

-having a corporeal form is healthy

-france exists

-chemtrails aren’t real